Anora – Really? This a masterpiece?
Anora is definitely overrated. But is it even decent?
The Ultimate Soviet Leader Rankings
A genuine, sometimes biased attempt to rank Soviet Leaders based on both arbitrary and exceptionally reasonable factors.
Did they actually get the Nobel Peace prize right?
We take a break from roasting politicians and offer a brief look at Nobel Peace Prize motivations, Nadal and angry exes.
NBA Power Rankings & Other Mystifying Angles
Our unapologetic annual power-rankings are here.
Where y’all speech writers at?
This week we exclusively aim our darts on the presidential elite.
Inaugural Cynic’s Newscycle post: Ready for World War III?
Our gem of a species continues its upward trajectory. Dissidents, get off the train!
Ode to the US Election
An irrational, reductive, rather preposterous formula to figure out the winner of this circus come November.
Kinds of Kindness
When did we lose the capacity to appreciate a good ol’ anthology?