Sports

We bid farewell to a splendid season the only way it deserved.

Here it is, the long awaited mid-season write up. Scrutinized by the editorial board, rigorously fact and alternative-fact checked, it is a polished document, a sensory rich experience. Paraphrasing the wisdom of the peerless Virginia Wolfe, we give you much more than facts to add to the collection. We give you the creative fact; the fertile fact; the fact that suggests and engenders. That and a couple of thick purple-veined dick jokes. It was a Pelos pre-req. My apologies.

For once we’ll turn rational and boring in our predictions. But often the journey matters as much as the destination, innit?